“I’m Not Dead!”

***WARNING: THIS POST IS EXTREMELY STUPID. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK.***

Yes. Alright. I know. I stopped blogging for a while. I have my reasons, and I’ll get to those, but first, I’d like to tell you a little story. Please, come on in.

(There is a video in this post. There will be a naughty word in this video. If you do not like naughty words, feel free to hum loudly for the last few seconds of the video. This word is also repeated later on in the blog post. You may wish to employ tactical blinking or something.)